The Brilliant Mark Steyn

Steyn Online has a bunch of songs from the John Kerry Songbook(hat tip to Blogs for Bush)

KERRY AND DEAN TOGETHER AT LAST
Apologies to Dino:

Ain't Dub a Kick in the Head

How lucky can George Bush be?
They love him and don't like me,
Like Ann Richards once said,
"Ain't Dub a kick in the head"

He shrugs off each big attack,
Even though Al Gore's got my back,
As Mike Moore once said quote,
"It was a fic-titious vote"

Karl Rove keeps spinning
Bush runs and runs and keeps winning
If this is just the beginning
My life is gonna be, pi-i-ti-ful

He's campaigning up the spread,
Come voting day, I'll be dead,
Makes me sick
Ain't Dub a kick,
In the head

Jerry Aldini
Lethbridge, Alberta

he's also got songs from my main men, Louis Prima, Sammy Cahn and Gershwin

Along the way, I ran across another musical blogger ;^D

Love it!

Jokes

Conan
Recently John Kerry was asked to describe his wife in three words. Not surprisingly he said, "My meal ticket.”

Leno
In a recent interview, Howard Dean said the downfall of his campaign started with the Al Gore endorsement. Hey you don’t think al gore could have secretly endorsed the Lakers, do you?

More Jokes at Newsmax