Lots of Funny Friends

As I surfed through the Chicks for Bush, Bear Flaggers and Wictory Wednesday crowd, I found lots of gigls

Driving Instructions

There is less than two months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The man elected will be the President of ALL Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.

To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of President George W. Bush, please drive with your headlights 'ON' during the day.

If you support John Kerry, please drive with your headlights 'OFF' at night.


Saucy and Sassy

Brother Dear was a dear and grilled up the corn on the cob and scraped off the kernels last night.

So I chopped up the other ingredients (avocado, onion, red bell, jalapeno, pear - also some lime juice - the real thing so the avo and pear don’t turn brown). Was really tasty with the addition of the corn. Brother Dear kept saying - um, the pear! It’s just so good.

I always say - no applause, just throw money. He said, oh I’m with ya on the ‘no applause’. And he really loved the creamy jalapeno sauce. We’re definitely a saucy family.

A Choice of Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed
some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider
giving a little extra in the offering plate.

He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out
three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down
and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his
congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person
who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady all the way in the back
shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the
front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how
wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked
her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed
to the three handsomest men in the building and said,
"I'll take him and him and him."